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Edward Cullen and Troy Bolton.

Barack Obama is Dracula.

Discuss.

Goku and Piccolo. Duh.

I vote that we call Bill Clinton names every election year.

Today, I discovered that googling "Best wireless router ever, dude!" doesn't work as well as I had hoped.

So it looks like I'm not going to make that comic book convention at all.

Being in the hospital is very lame.

I am fed up with feeling sick.

This sucks ass.

And then suddenly from out of nowhere...


INFLAMMATORY BOWEL DISEASE!

Quite unpleasant, actually. I don't recommend it.

I had a dream last night that I should change my myspace display name to "Captain Poopshanks III"...


...so I did.

That is all.

Subject says it all.

I would like to officiallly announce that I love my job all over again.

VIVA LA PORNO BARN!

Leave a comment in this entry and I'll respond with something totally random that may or may not mean anything to you at all. Post a similar or totally different offer in your own journal if you like kool-aid.

Ok, so as the time of year that I like to refer to as the "Birthday Blitz" comes to a close, I would like to make an announcement.

As you all probably know already if you are rad, my birthday is this friday. I plan to celebrate in the following fashion:

I will be at Foxy's from 9pm until they kick me out singing karaoke. Right about now, I'm sure you are all thinking "So? That's what you always do." Well here is the catch. I will not be putting in any songs and will sing anything that anyone turns in to the DJ under my name that night whether I know the song or not. So if there is some song that you heard me sing and you liked it and want to hear it again, here is your chance. Also, if you secretly hate my guts and want to see me publicly embarrassed (more so then usual, anyway), this is your chance as well. There will be no bonus points awarded for being a sissy so don't bother taking it easy on me either.

Here are my birthday demands.

A) I demand that I have fun. This is non-negotiable.

B) I have always wanted a birthday cape. I demand that someone provide me with one. You can totally have it back when the night is over because wtf am I going to do with a cape on saturday when it isn't my birthday? Any color will do but I prefer red. The birthday cape is negotiable but I want you all to know that I will die a little inside if no one comes through on this one.

That is all. Please come watch me make an ass of myself.

Where?
Foxy's Steak & Spirits
9601 Evergreen Way
Everett, WA 98204
(425) 513-0960

When?
9pm until I die or they ask me to leave.

Why?
Why the shit not?

Happy birthday to me.

I love my new laptop.

That is all.

I just thought I would let everyone know that there is a new 3CD Tom Waits album coming out on 11/21.

Here is the info:
http://www.anti.com/catalog.php?id=69
http://media.anti.com/tom_waits/orphans/bottomoftheworld.mp3

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